Product demo

90 seconds of Jake, in HD.

A short tour of the JakeSux platform. Advertised as 90 seconds. Actually 147. We lied in the header, and we'd do it again.

This video does not exist. Imagine it. Really hard.

What you'll see

  • 00:00 — Jake says "actually" within the first 3 seconds
  • 00:12 — Dashboard tour of the Suck Index, live
  • 00:34 — Live sigh feed during a mock all-hands
  • 00:48 — Jake interrupts the demo to correct something that wasn't wrong
  • 01:02 — Jake forgets his own company's name on camera
  • 01:27 — Audience member visibly tries to leave
  • 01:41 — Host pivots to pricing; Jake keeps talking
  • 02:27 — Unclear if demo has ended. Tape runs out.

What you won't see

  • Any part where someone says "good idea"
  • Any part where Jake is not on screen
  • Closed captions (Jake refuses to re-record for legibility)

Prefer it live?

Our sales team can disappoint you in real time, over Zoom. Slots typically available within 4-6 business sighs.

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