Command line

`jakectl` — one binary, infinite regret.

The official JakeSux command-line interface. Script your suffering. Automate your sighs.

Install

# macOS
brew install jakectl

# Linux (one-liner of regret)
curl -fsSL https://jakesux.xyz/install.sh | sigh

# Windows
# We don't support Windows. Jake has opinions.

Authenticate

$ jakectl login
opening browser...
✓ authenticated as you@company.com
✓ workspace: acme-corp
✓ jake has been notified of your arrival

Core commands

jakectl sigh — emit a sigh to your default workspace
jakectl yikes --severity=hard — report a critical yikes
jakectl vibes — check the vibes (exit 0 = good, 1 = off, 42 = Jake)
jakectl tail feed — stream the live sigh feed to your terminal
jakectl mute jake — requires Pro; does not actually work; fails silently; you are somehow still paying
jakectl undo — does nothing, as it was always going to
jakectl fire jake — returns: 403 forbidden (jake cannot be fired; he owns the company)
jakectl apologize — rolled back at build time
jakectl export — dumps your workspace to a .zip named data.json.txt.final_v2(3).zip

Example session

$ jakectl vibes
vibes:     off
severity:  0.91
cause:     jake is in the room
exit 1

$ jakectl sigh
✓ sigh recorded (sigh_9fe2)
  duration:  3.2s
  heard by:  47

$ jakectl tail feed
[14:02:11] SIGH     audible · jake explained blockchain
[14:02:43] EYEROLL  p99 = 4.4s · us-east
[14:03:08] CRINGE   spike detected during all-hands
[14:03:52] YIKES    severity=hard · jake said "actually"
^C

$ jakectl undo
$ # (nothing happened. this is correct.)

Flags

--workspace, -w — override the default workspace
--format, -f — output format: table, json, yaml, audible
--loud — make every action audible to all workspace members
--reason — attach a reason to the action (default: "jake")
--no-color — for when color is adding to the disappointment

Config

Config lives at ~/.jakesux/config.yml:

workspace:        acme-corp
api_key:          ${JAKESUX_KEY}
default_reason:   jake
auto_sigh:        true
vibes_threshold:  0.5
format:           table
color:            true
shame_level:      low     # ignored

Scripting

Most commands are exit-code-safe for scripting. Example: sigh whenever a build fails.

#!/bin/sh
npm run build || jakectl sigh --reason "ci" --loud

Need programmatic access? Use the Sigh SDK — or go raw with the API.

jakectl — one binary, infinite regret.